Random Facts

Did you know?

1) Male dolphins are called bulls and females are called cows

2) Ants can lift objects 50 times their body weight

3) Spanish rice is unknown in Spain

4) The average adult heart beats 72 times a minute, 100,000 times a day, 3,600,000 a year and 2.5      billion times a lifetime.

5) Humans are not the only animal who flirt, birds, lizards, and even bugs have their own ways to attract attention...hehehehe even lizard sef

6) Mens orgasm stimulate the area of the brain as heroin in an addicts brain, strongly suggesting that sex can be additive

7)  After watching star wars, James Cameron quit his job as a truck driver to join the film industry.

culled; www.factslides.com
             www.randomhistory.com


have a wonderful week 

No heart aches

PREMATURE EJACULATION

PREMATURE EJACULATION

A friend of mine said i dont consider my male readers so i decided to do this.Premature ejaculation can cause a smear in relationships because no woman wants a man who cant satisfy her on bed and no guy wants his ego destroyed by this. 

So here are some ways to prevent premature ejaculation.

 -First understand your body and know the feeling that comes when you are about to ejaculate.
 -Try to relax because premature ejaculation disturbs the big head more than it disturbs the small head,relaxation is something some guys dont do,they think foreplay is more important for the female folk aand then the gear all thier energy towards thier penis.
 -Try wearing a condom. funny this actually works.try avoiding the ones with the label that says extra thin
 -During intercourse try to distract yourself when you feel the urge to ejaculate.
 -Kegel exerscise is really good for guys to. A few contractions in the day.
 -Avoid some sensitive sex positions because this will stimulate early ejaculation.
 -change styles between intercourse,and try edging off the urge.
 -You can also masturbate before intercourse this will help the second climax stay longer. your partner can help you with this.
- Know when to visit the doctor for treatment.
    I don't know if you have learn' t anything but i know one guy somewhere in the world with this problem is going to try these techniques.

 I hope this helps satisfy her in bed. Good luck banging

Culled: Cynthia Ezekwu

Stop chopping okro...

I have been missing in action for days now, was a bit busy . My cherrie birthday was for Friday so all hands were busy and yours truly was the chief planner.  Come to think of it...just maybe I should go into event planning as my colleagues advice.  Mbanu! The stress eeh?  This is just a little party but it got me nuts. Calling the caterer, the cake lady, and so on...
  It was even more stressful, because it was a surprise party. It is in moments like this that I must say, it is good to be a hottie. 

Now why am I saying all these? It seems I may have met another seer, Abi na spirit I see?  Na only me dem dey wake come meet?  I went to pay Maureen(chef) upfront been Thursday evening and midweek service was for later same evening. I didn't drive to work so birthday girl did the chauffeur.  I opted to take a taxi to church,  so I stood at the bus top for 5mins  when I saw a car that looked like a taxi, I flagged the  bobo down. He said he wasn't going my direction, but I could get another cab where I would alight. Anyways I wasn't willing to come down as it was already drizzling. 
The next taxi I entered was rickety, but I was glad I did because there were lots of passengers.   Baba was a grey head old man, so when I tried to negotiate the price with him, I was mindful of my choice of words. We tried to by cut traffic so I urged Baba to take a bad road as I was already late for church.

Omo mehn! Baba's true intent came out. In local parlance , Our conversation went thus: 
Baba: you be Igbo? 
Me: yes sir

Baba:  where for ibo? 
Me: Enugu sir!

Baba: if to say you be Anambara I for drop you here now
Me: ok sir
    
    Now within me I didn't want the conversation to continue, I was just wondering what an anambarain would have done to baba to take actions against all.  I kept musing to myself that his decision was irrational. Lest I forget, baba drove as a snail. 

Baba: you due chop Okro? 
Me: yes ...I dey chop okro and Ewedu. I added Ewedu just so I could please him, at least I speak Yoruba and I enjoy their meals

Baba: stop chopping okro
Me: huh?

To be contd. 

Fun facts

This really got me lolling...

 Now we can save up our energy when we madt at someone.

How was your weekend friends? Mine was awesome. So many things happened while I was away.

Who  missed me? 

Funny questions

 Let's share some random thought pals, have you ever given a hoot about these? 

1. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?   Some of us go to the length of hitting the remote on our palms ( lol I am guilty of this)

2. Why do banks leave the door wide open but stick their pens to the counter slab? 

3. Why isn't number 11 pronounced "Onety one" ? This is marginalization oooh! 

Do you have any funny questions you would like to share? Please feel free

BIPOLAR AFFECTIVE DISORDER-health

BIPOLAR AFFECTIVE DISORDER

Oh yes, people with this disorder most times don't get it either. This is a mood disorder and can also be called manic depressive disorder showing symptoms that could be so low causing depression and progressing into high symptoms causing mania. This is as a result of biochemical imbalances in the brain. Predisposing factors include the stress,and genetics being the umbrella predisposing factor. Sufferers experience vast mood swings different from what every other person experiences.

   Symptoms include;
Depressive symptoms ;
-feeling of saddness and apathy that doesnt go away
-loss on interest in normal daily activities.
-excessive feeling of worthlessness and guilt.
-going off sex.
-change in appetite.
-weight gain or weightloss
difficulty making simple decisions.
Manic syptoms include;
-elevated mood,loss of contact with reality.
-decreased need for sleep and food
-increased libido(some chic I know would love this)
-increased sense of self worth and euphoria
-setting unachievable goals and over expressing plans
-sufferers may become psychotic suffering hallucination and delusion.
   Recognising symptoms early and seeking medical help will go far for somebody with this illness,history taking,adhering strictly to your medications is also very important. Routine checkup and cognitive therapy. Acceptance both by sufferers and relatives the existence of any form of mental illness is the first step to solving the problem.

Memories of the unending week

 

And so, the one week I  was so scared of has come and gone. Well I shouldn't have used the word scared right? But trust me when I say I was scared, I was scarrrrrred. 

I was scared because the vibes they had in them was so much mehn!  These two personalities are extroverts to the core, I mean if there was to be another word to describe them, then it would be FUN.  

Princess is a one stop Shop for fun, her presence lightens every mood at a go. I fondly call her "bash-baby" and she would reply in a loud voice " always having fun" hehehehhe. I honestly do wish everyone has such combination for a day, just then you would appreciate my effort for 1week. Phew ! 

Only girl is the money bag, the lady that buys bottles of champaign in a dance hall, without taking a glass. Money talks for her, my babe is so vain Biko.  She would gladly tell anyone that wants to listen, "blink if it's not money, it ain't making sense"  she loves the goodies of life and gets them at the snap of her finger tips.  She lives for the moment, rides a clean vogue, what is more...

I could only try to give them fun in my city, but it just wouldn't work. I really tried to return to the old me, for where? I began to ask myself, has my love for God made me loose so much interest in my buddies? Or is it just me returning to my usual cell? The good thing about princess is that her fear of God has not departed from her completely, yet she is ready for anything, anytime. 

Well we compromised a little and my girls we all out to have fun, oh yes, most times without Me 

Poem to the One I love

You lighten me...........
       

 

You are my first thought in the morning

My last thought at night

You bring me so much joy

The delight I get is out of this planet

For you I have always been longing

You have a special touch

My last walk down the memory lane fills my eyes with tears

As I find us walk...

When friends fall Apart

 

Sometimes you run into acquaintance that becomes friend, then a friend that sticks as close as a sister. A friend that got your back all the time, a friend that would fight your battle behind you and play cool like nothing happened.

Well fate brought me with sweety-sweety as she calls lee boo, a strong woman, one of the most spiritual lady I met, the best domesticated chic I know. Che-Che can work for Africa. She is that 21st century chic that cooks, scrub, hand washes,  pounds and what is more...

I grin with pride, I groomed a strong woman, she is my BFF . The one woman that understands my mood swings, zones, temperament. She gladly steps aside when I hibernate. The only woman I put to test and she stands strong. She even plays along and turns it to a joke lol!   The Betsy that knows when I am worried and my inner mind is troubled? The one person that knows when I am telling the truth and a prank , She reads my unspoken words. It comes out naturally with her.

Oh why has marriage taken a friend from me! Don't get it twisted,  I am happy she got things going for her, her hubby is a good man and father, but he stole her from me. We are close yet apart and that is where the fear comes in. We have unconsciously drifted apart, she doesn't feel so anyway and I have never spoken to her about it.

My undisputed love has moved to my god-daughter. I saw the look in Eva's eyes when I last visited them. Earlier in the day, I read Adaeze Yobo's interview on the sun newspaper and this stamens struck me in particular admits all she said " When the little boy came out of my body, I discovered  that he is my first real love. I thought I was in love with my husband not until I saw my son"  that stamens was deep mehn! I began to create an imaginary image of my children instantly. Lol

Just so you know that I totally understand her feelings, it's only Normal that she gives attention to her family,
but where do I fall in place?
Do we ladies have to leave our friends because of the institution called marriage?
Is it same for the husband ?
Am I been unreasonable?

I feel bad, because she isn't here anymore, though she tries to reassure me of her love and presence, I still feel the space.

Jewels and stones

Stones
Diamonds are ladies best friends they say............I love rocks, I mean who doesn't love bold rocks, except for my friend sweety, in the past,  I have had to choose the stones I want and have them at a platter, but does your girl really want that now? Nah...........i want a huge rock to come to me as a surprise.#team Diamonds#

This would mean, the question been popped right? **rollseyes** so what if I get the rock and stick on my finger, does it really matter? Eeh, how I for do am? My friend moved ahead with faith, and her wedding date is out, my darling got her inspiration from uche jombo's movie, lol and it paid off. So do you think I should do same? I personally feel, it would send a wrong signal. But who cares, after all men these days go after every shade of married women. Just maybe it's the ring that attract them.#just saying.

It's my former boss' wedding in some days, and I am so happy for her. I mean literally God still gives beauty for Ashes, if my lady boss would rock, this sweet dude for the rest of her life, who won't? I mean her story gives hope to all those whom seem to have given up on God. I Jokingly said to her, your hubby is way cuter, you should thank God even more for him. Her response was "me sef I wonder how baba God choose the fine  bobo give me" na here I dey him come meet me. In local parlance. And to remember that her rock is to die for................lovely is the word.

But please, if le boo, doesn't bring a rock, accept it with joy, the most important thing is that he pops the question abi? And you both are in love.  Be it plastic ring, GL, gold, or just a random band, it's the thoughts that matters.

Facts About Women

Some of this fact i have my reservations  about anyways
50 facts about women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

The Seer

Have you ever been snitched on? How do ladies do these things?    I keep asking for the heart to be able to accept a female friend ever. I hope no one learns go through what my heart felt.  I am that lady that gives her all for friends, but I get paid in full, the worst ways. Does this have anything to do with the palm reader?

On one of those days in secondary school, precisely when I was writing my senior levels exams. I sat @ the front row as the sitting arrangement was done alphabetically. I didn't like the arrangement, but your girl had no control over it.  'Twas a one man squad, no giraffe style, no asking of tips, no expo........Kia. Bet God dey sha.

So I sat for my  favorite course, and wrote with a sure intent of getting an A......oh well I eventually got a B. Smiles** ************you know that feeling of being confident and trying to submit your papers before everyone else, so the whole hall would green with envy, yes I walked towards the external invigilator and he returned me to my seat. I tried to make him understand I was a smart chap, that I was the senior prefect and was sure of what I wrote, he declined. Insisting I proof read my work. Well little did I know he was up to something. What is more?

He approached me, "young lady" he said, Sir! I replied.  How are you doing today, are you done with your work cross check ? And series of question ensued. He then brought a chair and sat in front of me. Over my desk. At that point I was tensed, I particularly didn't want to speak with him as he had spoilt my shine. So my answers were monosyllabic.  He noticed my countenance and requested I breath in and out thrice, I did and it sure helped calm my nerves.  So the SEER in him sprouted in force.
 See me see local trouble ooooh, he asked I spread my palms before him, i did. At this point we had a common understanding, my classmate were envious of me. Some were mere curious as to what I could be discussing with an external examiner. Well within  me I was anxious for what he had to say, and his eyes where closed in deep thoughts like he was in seventh haven.

Without flinching he said to me, be wary of friends. I see them giving problems in the future, particularly in your relationship. Ahaaaaa he said! You have a bright future, so bright that you would be needing sunshades my daughter. I see a tall dark man hurting besides you years from now. Heal his wound my daughter when the time comes. Your mum would be back from where ever she is by the time you get home and so forth ...........

Well, did I tell you, mum got home surprisingly same day unannounced? Now that was a shocker. Did a tall man come, oh yes! He did. The only thing the SEEER didn't tell me was not to forget my own heart.
Because at the long run, I found out I was too busy taking care of someone's heart while my was bleeding.

SELAH

 SELAH .............PAUSE AND CALMLY THINK

Habakkuk 2:3 waiting for the appointed time of God, always wait for it will come right on time. A lot of believers loose out because they feel God is not moving........
Hebrew 10:35 do not cast your confidence away, how Jesus carried the cross, because of the glorious end, cast your care upon The Lord

1samuel 9:3 we often find very good reason to stop waiting upon The Lord. One who can wait is a man of solid character, Joseph had to wait for so long, but eventually the End is as important as the means.  Learn to wait

Why do people lose their confidence........
1: delay........proverb 13:12 .......delay is not denial.
2: taking your eyes off Gods words.........he has spoken and will never fail, the word is your anchor, it stabiles you, it keeps you going. All man be a liar but God be true
3: having things happen around you, that are contrary to what God said.
4: pressure, this could be external or internal. Remember you are fearfully nd wonderfully made, so rejoice with yourself, God will make everything beautiful in his time. You do not have control over people pressurizing you, but you have control over yourself.
5: negative news........

where have you placed by his strips you are healed? Where have you placed where sins abound, grace abound much more.......

.no matter what is happening, it's about who is backing you, GOD. If God be for you! None can be against you.

 Thank God recklessly, in the midst of all things.  Magnify him more in your heart, is there anything too hard for him to do?

Psalm 46................ever present help, he can never abandon his own, he said he will be with us till the end of age.  Even though it tarry, wait for him. Surely  he will not tarry.  HE IS THE RIVER THAT NEVER RUNS DRY,  he always shows up, he is God.

The earth melt at his utterance, be still and know that he is God.  It is God we are talking about.  Eyes have not seen, nor ears heard, what The Lord has in stock for us. It can only go one way, Gods way.